Wednesday, February 13, 2008

North America, 1899

It was a good time if you liked dynamite. One person wanted to blow up a mouse. Woosh! Bang! Squeak! Another person wanted to blow up a pie so they blew it up. It was extremely exciting. Apple everywhere! Even in the trees! Then a third person said, "These other people are cowards. I will only blow up things that are larger than myself." So he blew up his mother. However, this was only his misguided perception.

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