The Hanging Gardens of Babylon attracted a billion bees. It was good for honey but bad for sunbathers.
The forces of economics and relaxation clashed.
"Ignore these pampered elites!" the honey-sellers shouted. "We want more bees!"
"Ignore these economic fascists!" the sunbathers yelled. "We want fewer bees!"
Two earthquakes occurred and the gardens collapsed.
"Happy now?" the honey-sellers shouted at the sunbathers.
"Delighted!" the sunbathers yelled.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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