One high-ranking Chinese military person turned to another.
"I wish our superior would not use English as a code language. It makes everything so confusing."
"Agreed. What does the communication say?"
"Mountains. Lama. Invade."
"Lama?"
They squinted over a tiny English-Chinese dictionary.
"A hairy ungulate with a long neck. They live in ..."
China invaded Peru.
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